Miss Sassy for president

As always Miss Sassy is keeping us sharp. Last night at dinner there was a fork dropping moment as we discussed her name. The conversation started out innocent enough, with her saying she'd like to be a teacher. She told us she'd like her name to be "Miss Katie" when she grew up (I realize I don't post her real name here, but it is not Katie). Miss Katie is her Sunday School teacher, I explained that if she grew up to be a teacher that she would be "Miss Sassy" (only I used her real name of course) she told me that she didn't want to be Miss Sassy. I asked her why she didn't like her name and she says "Oh mommy, it's too restricting of course." My fork dropped onto my plate, I pushed my chair out and announced that I was done. This child, at age four, is smarter than her mother.
A few days back I heard "Don't tell me not to climb on things mommy, because I'm the president and that's RUDE" so; Miss Sassy for president 2037!